Once upon a time, a girl went to a library. She picked up a book and began to read.
Bad choice.
A parade of animals jumped out.
"Little girl, you're in trouble!" A frog screeched.
"How dare you open our book?!"
The girl was shocked.
"B-but you're talking!" She exclaimed in disbelief. "SO? Everyone in our world talks," the frog snapped.
"And you just ruined that world by opening the book."
"Oh. I'm sorry! Can I help?" The girl asked.
A graceful cat
came forth. "My child, you have no choice but to help," it told her. "You have let filthy human air into our world. You must clean it up."
"H-how do I help?" The words were barely out of her mouth before an angry pig [not bird!] jumped forward.
"Grunt grunt!" It shouted. "Come with us, girly!"
She was shocked.
"What do you want?" She asked.
Without a word, the pig
grabbed her and threw her into the book.
Yes, into. She fell right through the pages, and the other animals followed.
She landed with a soft thump on a mossy hill covered in flowers.
She was in a mighty kingdom, stretching as far as the eye could see.
There were many hills, fields, and meadows, all with flowers in them.
There were also many, many cottages. In the distance was a large castle, with dragons on the roof.
But it wasn't that pretty. She looked closer. The grass was slowy rotting. "Admiring your work?" The bunny sneered.
"H-huh?" The girl stuttered, confused.
"That's what happens when you release human air into our world!" The bunny screeched, getting in her face.
"Bebe, stand down," the frog ordered.
"Don't forget who's in charge here." Bebe shot a venomous glare at the girl, but backed away.
"Let us continue our journey," the cat meowed.
The animals took the girl to the castle with the dragons.
"Inside that castle is our king.
He has a special key to a special door. It's only for times like this," the cat explained.
"However, he can't see the door until he has a queen.
To save our world, you must marry the king.
"
"WHAT?!" The girl yelped.
"I can't marry someone I don't know!" The frog
hopped forward menacingly. "Yes you can. And you will! Don't think this is an option, girly."
The girl sobbed.
"But I'm only thirteen!"
"So? Do you think the king cares?" The chick inquired politely.
The frog
hopped to the castle's door and knocked. "Fubz to see the king
!" He called. One of the roof dragons
flew down. "I hope you plan on fixing this mess, Fubz the Frog
," he growled. "The king is displeased."
"Oh, I do," the frog
assured quickly and nervously. It was obvious he was afraid of the dragon.
The dragon
let out a snort, but he opened the doors to admit the group.
The still-crying girl
was taken to a room and told to wait. Then, the dragon from the gate
flew into the room. He laughed madly.
"The king
is dead! You'll never be queen
, girl. I killed him!" The dragon
roared, still laughing. "And now I'm going to kill you!"
Fubz
screeched in terror. "You evil creature!" He cried. The dragon
laughed again. Then, he opened his jaws and released a huge gust of flame.
The animals and the girl were incinerated.
The End