A very nonsensical story

My apologies if you're not in here, these were just the people I thought of off the top of my head.

One bright sunny day, Pebblestream was sitting at the fresh kill pile debating with Redpaw whether or not squirrels tasted better than sparrows.
Redpaw had drawn an elaborate poster on the savoriness of squirrels and was just pulling it out when Tornadostorm approached.
"Howdy," she said as she plucked a vole from the pile. Pebblestream and Redpaw just sat there and watched her chew her vole for ten full minutes. Finally, just as Tornadostorm was finishing, Goldstar bounced up. She had a frog on her head. It was a Green Chroma Gyrus, to be exact.
Goldy dipped her head to the three cats and chose a mouse from the pile. The frog was still on her head. It croaked angrily at the three cats, who were staring at it.
Suddenly Rosestar rushed into the clearing. She was wearing a green Link costume and had a bow and some arrows strapped to her back.
Redpaw whipped her head around. "I thought you were in StarClan!" she exclaimed, her jaw hitting the dusty ground. (That was very impressive; as she was a tall kitty.)
Rosestar grinned. "That's what you all thought! But really, I was hiding in the bushes all this time and I am just now revealing myself!"
All four cats stared. The frog croaked awkwardly in the silence.
Rosestar rolled her eyes. "JK, JK. I'm a hologram that the real Rosestar is sending down from StarClan."
The cats continued to stare. Redpaw's jaw was still on the ground, and her mouth was getting dry.
Rosestar peered at the cats. "Do you know what a hologram is?"
The clanmates shook their heads in unison.
Then, out of nowhere, Echostar jumped on Pebblestream's head and shoved a burger in her mouth. Tornadostorm screamed and turned into a plate of spaghetti.
Then Frostlily fell from the sky and started to paint the whole camp rainbow. She had a pop tart body.
Goldy suddenly sprouted wings and flew into the trees. Redpaw turned a strange shade of purple and evaporated.
Pebblestream woke up in a cold sweat.

Green Chroma Gyrus, you say?
ALRIGHT, THAT'S WHAT I'M BREEDING YOU
Along with the level 15 frogs

But seriously, I lol'd through the whole story.

I was like
"Lawl, Pebby you've outdone yourself this tiIIIMMMMEEE IT SAYS IM IN A LINK COSTUME"
no but really, I liked it. :D

Hahaha thanks guys. xD
I was just like, "I feel like writing a random, plotless story." There you have it.

OMG
I LOLED THROUGH THIS WHOLE THING
Can you add me ? xD

Sure! xD

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Then Frostpaw fell from the sky and started to paint the whole camp rainbow. She had a pop tart body.

There we go, Frosteh!

:2funny:

IM NYAN CAT OMG

oh and also im frostlily now lol

Oh oops I'll fix that. (:

Every time I read this I laugh my head off. xD :2funny:

Hehe, I shove a burger in your mouth.
"Eat up!" xD

Hahahaha oh the randomness :3

I just found a link to this story - It's so funny
Why coudn't have I seen it sooner? xD

Haha! Love it!!!

can I be in da story?