The Ask Thread

ӝ ✄ Scissorleaf ✄ ӝ wrote:

OOH QUESTION TIME
if any of you hubbies were bombarded by a seductive dancing female in a skimpy swimsuit who moves her hips entrancingly, what would you do?

Ed:

GET OUT OF MY FACE GURL-FRAND
IM HAPPILY MARRIED.

Link:
...!
D-Don't degrade yourself like this... Please, have some dignity for yourself and put some clothes on... um, please?
[ Linky is shy and awkward. ♥ ]

N:
Dancing? But there isn't any music, why would she be dancing?
And don't you need clothes on to dance?
I don't understand.
[ N = Naive and Sheltered ]

Zelda Hyrule wrote:

Swirlpaw wrote:

Question:

Do any of you like chocolate?

Ed:
Only dark chocolate.
Because it doesn't have milk in it.

Link:
I ... love chocolate, actually.

N:
Me too, especially Kit-Kats. ♥

Yay, we're alike <3

Zelda Hyrule wrote:

Swirlpaw wrote:

Question:

Do any of you like chocolate?

Ed:
Only dark chocolate.
Because it doesn't have milk in it.

Link:
I ... love chocolate, actually.

N:
Me too, especially Kit-Kats.

YOU LIKE DARK CHOCOLATE?!?!? YAYYYYY.

Ooooh and Kit Kat's are amazing too :D

Zelda Hyrule wrote:

ӝ ✄ Scissorleaf ✄ ӝ wrote:

OOH QUESTION TIME
if any of you hubbies were bombarded by a seductive dancing female in a skimpy swimsuit who moves her hips entrancingly, what would you do?

Ed:

GET OUT OF MY FACE GURL-FRAND
IM HAPPILY MARRIED.

Link:
...!
D-Don't degrade yourself like this... Please, have some dignity for yourself and put some clothes on... um, please?
[ Linky is shy and awkward. ♥ ]

N:
Dancing? But there isn't any music, why would she be dancing?
And don't you need clothes on to dance?
I don't understand.
[ N = Naive and Sheltered ]

Yah, to ME. MARRY ME ALREADY.

It's okay Linky I'll protect you <3

Oh N.....*whispers explanation*

Swirlpaw wrote:

Yay, we're alike <3

Ed:

Link:

N:

Meadoweh wrote:

Yah, to ME. MARRY ME ALREADY.

It's okay Linky I'll protect you <3

Oh N.....*whispers explanation*

Ed:

Be gone, crazy fangirl!
You're my own granddaughter so that would count as incest anyways!

Link:
No, I'm the Goddess's chosen hero... I got this.

But thank you third wife. ♥
-plants kiss on Meadoweh's cheek-

N:
-listens-
-blinks a few times-
I'm unfamiliar with such terminology.

[ Me: -puts N in a room with an educational book and shuts the door- ]

Zelda Hyrule wrote:

Meadoweh wrote:

Yah, to ME. MARRY ME ALREADY.

It's okay Linky I'll protect you <3

Oh N.....*whispers explanation*

Ed:

Be gone, crazy fangirl!
You're my own granddaughter so that would count as incest anyways!

Link:
No, I'm the Goddess's chosen hero... I got this.

But thank you third wife. ♥
-plants kiss on Meadoweh's cheek-

N:
-listens-
-blinks a few times-
I'm unfamiliar with such terminology.

[ Me: -puts N in a room with an educational book and shuts the door- ]

I DON'T CARE. MARRY ME. NOW.


D'aw Linky you're such a sweetheart <3


O_O Oh boy....N is in for it....HE'S GONNA HAVE TOO MUCH IN HIS BRAIN AT ONCE.

[ Can we all just take a moment?
We need to address and admire N's precious hips.





N
STOP MAKING YOURSELF LOOK SO HUGGABLE
AND YOUR HIPS
GEEZ
-nosebleeds- ]

xD N SHATP IT. MY NOSE HURTS. I'M GONNA BLEED TO DEATH D:

N'S HIPS
OMIGOSH
i want to see those hips in motion dance for me hubby dance

Okay so
If all of a sudden, a crazy evil mexican guy comes up to all of you saying "AY DO U LIEK TACOSSSSSSSSSSSSS" doing the gangnam style dance, while singing Boyfriend by justin bieber, and letting trash fly into his mouth. What would you do?
(also I forgot to mention he sounded like a chipmunk, and he had a reallllly big sombrero)

Phoenixpaw wrote:

Okay so
If all of a sudden, a crazy evil mexican guy comes up to all of you saying "AY DO U LIEK TACOSSSSSSSSSSSSS" doing the gangnam style dance, while singing Boyfriend by justin bieber, and letting trash fly into his mouth. What would you do?
(also I forgot to mention he sounded like a chipmunk, and he had a reallllly big sombrero)

Ed:

What... The he-

Link:

BE GONE DEMON

N:
...?

I KNEW N would have that expression! xD

Mk..
LINK, DO THE GANGNAM STYLE DANCE

Link:
Really?

Um... okay.


[ Protip: Rinku = Link in Japanese ]

GO LINK. (Oppa Oppa Oppa) *dances around room*


Come on Ed and N, join in!

Zelda Hyrule wrote:

Link:
Really?

Um... okay.


[ Protip: Rinku = Link in Japanese ]

Never actually thought Link would do it. O.o

LOL, who knew?

Meadoweh wrote:

GO LINK. (Oppa Oppa Oppa) *dances around room*


Come on Ed and N, join in!

Ed:


N:
Gangnam, eh?

When you're the King of Team Plasma, you don't need Gangnam Style.

Ed:
You're not very fun, you know that?

N you're no fun at allllll.....*pouts*

Ed:
Yup. Natural Harmonia Gropius is a one-of-a-kind grump...

N:
DO NOT SPEAK OF THAT NAME AGAIN
I AM JUST N, YOU SHORTY.

Ed:
Shorty?!


Could a shorty do this?!


What else you wanna call me, a half-pint beansprout-midget?!


I'm still growing you backwater freakishly tall amazon creep!

N:
I'm not so much insulted as I am surprised at how worked up you can get, Edward.

D'aw ed calm down just a teeny tiny bit? PLEASE?


ALSO ED. I have a question for you....how much does Winry mean to you? (;

Meadoweh wrote:

D'aw ed calm down just a teeny tiny bit? PLEASE?


ALSO ED. I have a question for you....how much does Winry mean to you? (;

Ed:
Um...
His thoughts:



Back to reality:

Poor Ed xD


(but we ALL know what happens at the end of the series....DON"T we, Zellie (; )

Ed:
Sh-Shut up...
Yes, we all know what happens... but since Zellie isn't that far in the series yet it's not exactly true in my universe.
[ ^ thoughts ]