The Ask Thread

I don't expect this to be taken seriously. This is an outlet for my GIF usage, but you can ask questions if you want! It is an ask thread after all~


So.
I would be Edward Elric, also known as Zelda Hyrule's husband. I also happen to be her favorite husband. So... I made a random Ask Thread because tried to make one on Tumblr but someone stole every single username that was related to my name I get pretty bored here in the baseme- I mean, house. Yeah. That's totally it.
This is pretty much an AMA. Which means, Ask Me Anything... as long as it's appropriate of course.



AND YOU CAN'T MAKE ME DRINK MILK.
NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY
I WON'T DO IT.
NOT FOR YOU.
NOT EVEN FOR ZELDA.



And no, I'm not as short as Zelda says. What? 5 feet and 2 inches is considered tall for me! And that's including my elevator shoes!



You got something to say about it?!




Protip: You can ask Link, N, or even The Hitachiin twins a question too. :3 This is what my hubbies do while I'm away. xD

Ed:
So.
Now, because they won't leave me alone about it, Link and N have joined me.

Link:
For Zelda....


N:
STOP TRYING TO EARN BROWNIE POINTS WITH ZELLIE, LINK.
GAWD.

Ed:
... Seriously?

O_O wowza.....

This made me crack up. xD
I dont have any questions right now, lol, and I don't really know what kinds of questions to ask lol

Ed:
You can ask us anything. Like, what we like to do, what we think of each other, or just really random stuff. It's not like we have anything better to do than answer questions.

Link:
Hey other wife. ♥

N:
Hey there, Frosty. Tell Cheren and Touya I said hi. And, tell Cheren that I'm looking forward for him to come and cook for me again someti-

Ed:
STOP SAYING WEIRD THINGS.

I HAVE A QUESTION

OKAY WELL
DO YOU GUYS JUST LOVEEEEE ME SINCE I LOOK LIKE A HOTTER FEMALE VERSION OF CHEREN? OwO

Ed:
I don't 'love you', per say, but you're... nice to look at.

Link:
...

N:
I do.
How about we make you a sister wife to Zelda through me? ♥

O_O Goooosh this is weird xD


BUT LINKY DON'T YOU LOVE MEEEEEEEEE?!?!?!?!?!?

OKAY N MARRY ME OFF

*fixes red glasses*

Link:
Of course. ♥

Ed:
I get no love around here.
... It's because I'm short, isn't it?

Link:
Stop stealing my spotlight, shorty.

Ed:
WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO-SHORT-THAT-YOU-DIDN'T-SEE-HIM-UNTIL-YOU-STEPPED-ON-HIM?!

N:
-sneaks away with Scissory to Vegas to get married-

SHORTY.


N....IS....HOOOOTTTTTTTTT. *dies*

BUT LINKY IS MINE I WANNA MARRY HIM LET ME MARRY HIM AAAHHHHHH

-stalks away with N-
"BAI SHORTY!"

OOOHHHH OKAY YAYAYAYA LINK IS MIIIINNEEE BACK OFF. -_-

but N is pretty cute too

N:
Ladies, ladies... there's always more of me to share. ♥

Link:
I have three wives. ♥

Ed:
Whatever.
I've got muscles.

BE HAPPY I LIKE SHORT GUYS, rhfdfdhfdakfdkf WHAT'S YOUR NAME AGAIN?

N, tell me your real name. -_-

LINK YOU YOU YOU
Cute little kitten. <3

OHMYGOD
i didn't know what i would see when i got down to the waistline of the dude with the shirt off
ed, is it?

I would never give you any pics farther than shirtless, Frosty.
Because I keep those for myself.
I MEAN
WUT

HOLD ON, THEIR CAMERA BROKE.

Meaning I need to find GIFs...

I have below the waistline pictures of him lol

BROKEN CAMERA? WE COULD DO SO MUCH THINGS WHEN THE CAMERA ISN'T ON OwO

ӝ ✄ Scissorleaf ✄ ӝ wrote:

I have below the waistline pictures of him lol

BROKEN CAMERA? WE COULD DO SO MUCH THINGS WHEN THE CAMERA ISN'T ON OwO

... care to send me a PM for viewing enjoyment daughter dearest?

O_O
THIS WASN'T MEANT TO BE A HOST CLUB

but then you'd see adult things that are very... hot

*flips hair* EVERYTHING CAN CHANGE BWHAAHA

GUYS YOU MADE ME CHOKE ON MY BANANA BREAD.

Im the oldest here. I think I'll live. I'll be saving your precious little mind by taking them off your hands.
For science of course.

OH MY~
ON MY PHONE
SO THE CAMERA IS STILL BROKEN

NOOOOOOOO. CAMERA Y U STILL BROKE.

AND LINKY ISH MINE.


who's the guy in your avvie cause whoever it is it's not a good picture LOL *wait's for mob*

Its still Edward.
But he's older in that pic. Like, 19. I NEED A NEW AVVIE THOUGH I AGREE

GURL HE MARRIED ME FIRST