Okay, I'm just here to rant about people who breakup with their significant other over text message. It's cowardly and it's the equivalent of telling someone else to tell your significant other that you are braeking up with them - you just don't do it! Not only does it make you seem like a jerk, but it earns you the best seat in the house to a thing called "Rage of the Ex".
If you're going to break up with somebody, then muster up your courage and tell them to their face, nicely of course. But to hide behind a screen and not have to deal with the direct conseqeunces and emotions just because you're either A) too lazy to get up and tell them or B) too scared, that''s just unacceptable and unbelievable. I have been through this before, [not recently, thank God. My current boyfriend and I have been going strong for about two years] and needless to say it tore me up. Did that guyh really not care about my feelings enough to tell me we were breaking up to my face like a man and instead sent me a meaningless message just to have the easy way out?
He couldn't even spell "break" right! B-r-a-k-e? That's in your car, dummy! -_-
My friend just got broken up with her ex-boyfriend over text message, so that's what fuels this rant that is presented to you today by Zellie.
. . . I'm done.
Subject: ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY TEXT MESSAGE BREAKUP. EVER. 
